Astro Owner's Manual
A beginner-friendly birth chart report for the astro-curious human who just wants to understand their chart already — in plain English.
You don’t need a PhD in astrology to decode your birth chart. But a little guidance? Game-changer.
The Astro Owner’s Manual was designed for people like you: the soul-deep thinkers, sensitive strategists, and curious beginners quietly wondering…
“So, what does it actually mean when people talk about my rising sign?”
This isn’t just another zodiac write-up or generic horoscope.
It's a personalized, plain-language starter kit that shows you what’s in your unique birth chart — and how to actually work with it. Think: Google Maps…but for your inner wiring.
In this report, you’ll get:
Your Big Three: A clear, compassionate breakdown of your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs (aka your cosmic starter pack)
Your House Map: An overview of which zodiac sign rules each house in your chart — so when someone says “Mars is moving through Gemini,” you’ll actually know which part of your life it’s lighting up
House-by-House Astro Glossary: 1–2 line explanations of what every house (1–12) represents. Use this whenever astrology enters the group chat
Easy-to-read chart snapshot: A simple list of your personal placements
Cheat sheet for future energy reports: So when transits get wild and everyone blames Mercury retrograde, you’ll know exactly where it hits in your life
Who this is perfect for:
You kinda want to learn astrology, but you’re busy (and not trying to become an astrologer)
Energy reports feel interesting, but confusing AF — and you want to actually use what you’re reading
You want a chart interpretation that feels human, not robotic
You want to connect more deeply to yourself, but don’t vibe with spiritual overwhelm
Why you’ll love it:
It’s practical. It’s personal. And it teaches you while it guides you — so you can start to spot patterns, show up for yourself, and read your own emotional weather system like a pro.
And seriously? No prior knowledge needed. This is Astrology 101…but made specifically for you.
Price: $44
Delivered straight to your inbox — typically within 3–5 days.
A beginner-friendly birth chart report for the astro-curious human who just wants to understand their chart already — in plain English.
You don’t need a PhD in astrology to decode your birth chart. But a little guidance? Game-changer.
The Astro Owner’s Manual was designed for people like you: the soul-deep thinkers, sensitive strategists, and curious beginners quietly wondering…
“So, what does it actually mean when people talk about my rising sign?”
This isn’t just another zodiac write-up or generic horoscope.
It's a personalized, plain-language starter kit that shows you what’s in your unique birth chart — and how to actually work with it. Think: Google Maps…but for your inner wiring.
In this report, you’ll get:
Your Big Three: A clear, compassionate breakdown of your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs (aka your cosmic starter pack)
Your House Map: An overview of which zodiac sign rules each house in your chart — so when someone says “Mars is moving through Gemini,” you’ll actually know which part of your life it’s lighting up
House-by-House Astro Glossary: 1–2 line explanations of what every house (1–12) represents. Use this whenever astrology enters the group chat
Easy-to-read chart snapshot: A simple list of your personal placements
Cheat sheet for future energy reports: So when transits get wild and everyone blames Mercury retrograde, you’ll know exactly where it hits in your life
Who this is perfect for:
You kinda want to learn astrology, but you’re busy (and not trying to become an astrologer)
Energy reports feel interesting, but confusing AF — and you want to actually use what you’re reading
You want a chart interpretation that feels human, not robotic
You want to connect more deeply to yourself, but don’t vibe with spiritual overwhelm
Why you’ll love it:
It’s practical. It’s personal. And it teaches you while it guides you — so you can start to spot patterns, show up for yourself, and read your own emotional weather system like a pro.
And seriously? No prior knowledge needed. This is Astrology 101…but made specifically for you.
Price: $44
Delivered straight to your inbox — typically within 3–5 days.