Astro Owner's Manual

$44.00

A beginner-friendly birth chart report for the astro-curious human who just wants to understand their chart already — in plain English.

You don’t need a PhD in astrology to decode your birth chart. But a little guidance? Game-changer.

The Astro Owner’s Manual was designed for people like you: the soul-deep thinkers, sensitive strategists, and curious beginners quietly wondering…

“So, what does it actually mean when people talk about my rising sign?”

This isn’t just another zodiac write-up or generic horoscope.
It's a personalized, plain-language starter kit that shows you what’s in your unique birth chart — and how to actually work with it. Think: Google Maps…but for your inner wiring.

In this report, you’ll get:

  • Your Big Three: A clear, compassionate breakdown of your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs (aka your cosmic starter pack)

  • Your House Map: An overview of which zodiac sign rules each house in your chart — so when someone says “Mars is moving through Gemini,” you’ll actually know which part of your life it’s lighting up

  • House-by-House Astro Glossary: 1–2 line explanations of what every house (1–12) represents. Use this whenever astrology enters the group chat

  • Easy-to-read chart snapshot: A simple list of your personal placements

  • Cheat sheet for future energy reports: So when transits get wild and everyone blames Mercury retrograde, you’ll know exactly where it hits in your life

Who this is perfect for:

  • You kinda want to learn astrology, but you’re busy (and not trying to become an astrologer)

  • Energy reports feel interesting, but confusing AF — and you want to actually use what you’re reading

  • You want a chart interpretation that feels human, not robotic

  • You want to connect more deeply to yourself, but don’t vibe with spiritual overwhelm

Why you’ll love it:

It’s practical. It’s personal. And it teaches you while it guides you — so you can start to spot patterns, show up for yourself, and read your own emotional weather system like a pro.

And seriously? No prior knowledge needed. This is Astrology 101…but made specifically for you.

Price: $44

Delivered straight to your inbox — typically within 3–5 days.

A beginner-friendly birth chart report for the astro-curious human who just wants to understand their chart already — in plain English.

You don’t need a PhD in astrology to decode your birth chart. But a little guidance? Game-changer.

The Astro Owner’s Manual was designed for people like you: the soul-deep thinkers, sensitive strategists, and curious beginners quietly wondering…

“So, what does it actually mean when people talk about my rising sign?”

This isn’t just another zodiac write-up or generic horoscope.
It's a personalized, plain-language starter kit that shows you what’s in your unique birth chart — and how to actually work with it. Think: Google Maps…but for your inner wiring.

In this report, you’ll get:

  • Your Big Three: A clear, compassionate breakdown of your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs (aka your cosmic starter pack)

  • Your House Map: An overview of which zodiac sign rules each house in your chart — so when someone says “Mars is moving through Gemini,” you’ll actually know which part of your life it’s lighting up

  • House-by-House Astro Glossary: 1–2 line explanations of what every house (1–12) represents. Use this whenever astrology enters the group chat

  • Easy-to-read chart snapshot: A simple list of your personal placements

  • Cheat sheet for future energy reports: So when transits get wild and everyone blames Mercury retrograde, you’ll know exactly where it hits in your life

Who this is perfect for:

  • You kinda want to learn astrology, but you’re busy (and not trying to become an astrologer)

  • Energy reports feel interesting, but confusing AF — and you want to actually use what you’re reading

  • You want a chart interpretation that feels human, not robotic

  • You want to connect more deeply to yourself, but don’t vibe with spiritual overwhelm

Why you’ll love it:

It’s practical. It’s personal. And it teaches you while it guides you — so you can start to spot patterns, show up for yourself, and read your own emotional weather system like a pro.

And seriously? No prior knowledge needed. This is Astrology 101…but made specifically for you.

Price: $44

Delivered straight to your inbox — typically within 3–5 days.